that moment when you find two of your favorite lip glosses after 4 months hidden in a backpack and ALL IS RIGHT IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN WORLD.
The kids have it all figured out.
Costco, Where Paychecks Go To Die
For me, “making it” will be when I can go HAM at Costco like my parents do every 4-6 weeks. - 16 chicken breasts? Check. Mad skirt steak? Check. A million sausages? Yup. A huge piece of salmon? Fuck yeah. Two huge cuts of pork tenderloin? Bam. Buffalo moz, avocados, lunch meet, All Of The Wine. Most of the meat is gonna be frozen for awhile but still. The fist thing I do when I...