January 2012
8 posts
Jan 21st
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Grammar Police
Lawd have mercy, the abomination of the English language on MTV’s “Caged” is giving me hives.
Jan 11th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Thank you, Target
for having a huge display of cute swimsuits (on Jan 3) to entice me to try some on, and therefore realize I wont be eating anything for the next two months.
Jan 4th
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December 2011
11 posts
Dec 27th
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 19th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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"The Best Hooch Ever"
I’ve started a batch of Crema de Limoncello to give to my family along with their Christmas presents and I think I got a buzz just from taking a whiff of the Everclear. And the list of recipients keeps getting smaller and smaller the longer I start fantasizing how good this shit is gonna be.  Immediate family members only.  OK just parents.  OK just me.
Dec 13th
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Dec 5th
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November 2011
17 posts
Nov 30th
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that moment when you find two of your favorite lip glosses after 4 months hidden in a backpack and ALL IS RIGHT IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN WORLD.
Nov 30th
Nov 28th
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The kids have it all figured out.
rocknrollercoaster:
Nov 28th
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Nov 26th
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Costco, Where Paychecks Go To Die
For me, “making it” will be when I can go HAM at Costco like my parents do every 4-6 weeks. - 16 chicken breasts? Check.  Mad skirt steak?  Check.  A million sausages? Yup.  A huge piece of salmon? Fuck yeah.  Two huge cuts of pork tenderloin? Bam.  Buffalo moz, avocados, lunch meet, All Of The Wine.  Most of the meat is gonna be frozen for awhile but still.  The fist thing I do when I...
Nov 19th
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Nov 16th
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Nov 10th
Nov 7th
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Nov 7th
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Nov 5th
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Nov 2nd
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Nov 1st
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Halloween
Trick or Treaters can be REALLY damn cute. I’m not super into kids (like, at all), but put them in a hot dog suit, a duck jumper, etc, and I melt.  But then at 8pm it’s all 15 year olds in Sharks hoodies like that makes you Nabokov, BUT IT DON’T.  I have no problem giving them the stink eye and sarcastically asking “oh hey bro, what’s your costume?” but if you...
Nov 1st
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ListenThe Horrible Crowes - Behold the Hurricane And...
Nov 1st
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October 2011
22 posts
Oct 26th
Oct 24th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 23rd
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How to be classy in three easy steps:
theboobsmilk: lipstickstainedlove: princess-sparkle-: Open this tab. Open this tab. Open this tab. oh. my. god. ohmygod. this is the best thing ever. EVER. you all must do it. instant chill.
Oct 17th
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Oct 16th
Oct 15th
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Oct 15th
Oct 15th
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Doing It Wrong
I started out my dinner by whipping up a delicious apple-melon-lime juice with my badass new Breville juicer.  Then I had a handful of raspberries.  Then I had a piece of fried chicken. #itsaprocessyall
Oct 14th
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Oct 12th
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realitytvgifs: I’m 99% sure I’d watch a show of only clips of Greg from RHONJ. 
Oct 11th
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