May 2012
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April 2012
8 posts
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I'm still young, wide-eyed, and hopeless
Can we kiss like we do in my head?
Can we dance like do we do on my bed?
Like we’re still young
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March 2012
3 posts
February 2012
3 posts
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January 2012
8 posts
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Grammar Police
Lawd have mercy, the abomination of the English language on MTV’s “Caged” is giving me hives.
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Thank you, Target
for having a huge display of cute swimsuits (on Jan 3) to entice me to try some on, and therefore realize I wont be eating anything for the next two months.
December 2011
11 posts
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"The Best Hooch Ever"
I’ve started a batch of Crema de Limoncello to give to my family along with their Christmas presents and I think I got a buzz just from taking a whiff of the Everclear. And the list of recipients keeps getting smaller and smaller the longer I start fantasizing how good this shit is gonna be. Immediate family members only. OK just parents. OK just me.
November 2011
17 posts
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that moment when you find two of your favorite lip glosses after 4 months hidden in a backpack and ALL IS RIGHT IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN WORLD.
The kids have it all figured out.
rocknrollercoaster:
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Costco, Where Paychecks Go To Die
For me, “making it” will be when I can go HAM at Costco like my parents do every 4-6 weeks. - 16 chicken breasts? Check. Mad skirt steak? Check. A million sausages? Yup. A huge piece of salmon? Fuck yeah. Two huge cuts of pork tenderloin? Bam. Buffalo moz, avocados, lunch meet, All Of The Wine. Most of the meat is gonna be frozen for awhile but still. The fist thing I do when I...
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