January 2012
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Grammar Police
Lawd have mercy, the abomination of the English language on MTV’s “Caged” is giving me hives.
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Thank you, Target
for having a huge display of cute swimsuits (on Jan 3) to entice me to try some on, and therefore realize I wont be eating anything for the next two months.
December 2011
11 posts
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"The Best Hooch Ever"
I’ve started a batch of Crema de Limoncello to give to my family along with their Christmas presents and I think I got a buzz just from taking a whiff of the Everclear. And the list of recipients keeps getting smaller and smaller the longer I start fantasizing how good this shit is gonna be. Immediate family members only. OK just parents. OK just me.
November 2011
17 posts
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that moment when you find two of your favorite lip glosses after 4 months hidden in a backpack and ALL IS RIGHT IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN WORLD.
The kids have it all figured out.
rocknrollercoaster:
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Costco, Where Paychecks Go To Die
For me, “making it” will be when I can go HAM at Costco like my parents do every 4-6 weeks. - 16 chicken breasts? Check. Mad skirt steak? Check. A million sausages? Yup. A huge piece of salmon? Fuck yeah. Two huge cuts of pork tenderloin? Bam. Buffalo moz, avocados, lunch meet, All Of The Wine. Most of the meat is gonna be frozen for awhile but still. The fist thing I do when I...
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Halloween
Trick or Treaters can be REALLY damn cute. I’m not super into kids (like, at all), but put them in a hot dog suit, a duck jumper, etc, and I melt. But then at 8pm it’s all 15 year olds in Sharks hoodies like that makes you Nabokov, BUT IT DON’T. I have no problem giving them the stink eye and sarcastically asking “oh hey bro, what’s your costume?” but if you...
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October 2011
22 posts
How to be classy in three easy steps:
theboobsmilk:
lipstickstainedlove:
princess-sparkle-:
Open this tab.
Open this tab.
Open this tab.
oh. my. god. ohmygod. this is the best thing ever. EVER.
you all must do it. instant chill.
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Doing It Wrong
I started out my dinner by whipping up a delicious apple-melon-lime juice with my badass new Breville juicer. Then I had a handful of raspberries. Then I had a piece of fried chicken.
#itsaprocessyall
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realitytvgifs:
I’m 99% sure I’d watch a show of only clips of Greg from RHONJ.